They should add heroin to minecraft
By the river
unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)
ALTHuge fan of Jonathan's little aside here he's like hey, just making sure you know I don't hate all women, just these three specifically. Because he's a feminist
Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.
Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.
Also, I realized something about the name I made up, so here’s a song:
When the moon splits in two and your nightmares come true, Vithimorex...
When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex...
What the fuck is this??????????
Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.
And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.
happy disability pride month to those with conditions no one talks about, online or in general:
multiple sclerosis (me lol)
marfans
cerebral palsy
bells palsy
hidradenitis suppurativa
cauda equina syndrome
mixed connective tissue disorder
hyperadrenergic pots
non hypermobile eds types
stickler syndrome
mitochondrial disease
cystic fibrosis
sickle cell disease
myasthenia gravis
post-cholecystectomy syndrome
SWAN (syndromes without a name)
...just to name a few. i see you and you deserve awareness and understanding.
this list is non exhaustive, rb with other conditions you want to see represented!!
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This is the first time I've actually seen a positivity post mention my illness type! That's really cool.
fuck off, terfs, nothing on this blog is for you, and it never will be.
fuck off, terfs, nothing
on this blog is for you, and
it never will be.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Me when I'm in a "give your child the worst name imaginable" competition and my competition is any millennial couple
In related news I met a kid with older sisters named Kelly and Molly today (normal, fine names) and I'd like my lovely followers to take a guess as to what the youngest's name was
Great guesses! Some were pretty close! Unfortunately,
Okay. Round 2, submitted by my friend. A real baby born this year to actual millennial parents. She is a girl. Her name starts with L and is six letters long. Put guesses in the tags.
Good ones, gang! However,
